The DIY Machine User Guide takes viewers through the building process of electrical machines. Using copper wire and an assortment of objects, these devices conjure imaginings. This examination of objects in a state of disuse explores the disembodied femme voice and analyzes YouTube How To Guides by utilizing the language of ASMR and new age conspiracies. This work questions function and misuse. It fortifies these broken objects and tenderly identifies with them, granting new potential.